here man i got the perfect book for u
with super-sturdy pages for your idiot hands
-Wise words from my mom (via blogdesushi)
i have an alarm app on my laptop that has an option to take a photo of you when the alarm goes off so i decided to use it. most of the photos look like these
and then theres the time i was i possessed
i remember the “selling their kid on ebay” story…
Who sells their kid on ebay? That’s nuts.
That’s a child. A living being that you made.
That shit goes on etsy.